Christmas Past
I’ve been off the internet since the 20th for Sultan Seremban’s birthday on 20th and Christmas on 25th; Taken leave for the days in between.
Here’s what happened:
1. I’ve co-baked.

… fruit cakes. 95% fruits, 4% dough, 1% Dirt from my finger nails.

… the er, dough … about to be baked

… in an oven, obviously;
2. I’ve co-Decorated…

… an overgrown;

… and overflowed tree.
3. Eve-celebrated (Sorry: Main course – Lamb, Saurkraut, Bacon, Coleslaw and Aglio olio finished a second too fast)

Note Tris’ tougue? tee hee~

… THIS is uncommon practice, they just do to amuse the kids.
4. Had a drink too much

I swear he did this to himself.

… aaand, so did he.
5. Witnessed snow in Malaysia

… at The Curve

… only to found out its made of foam.
AND FINALLY…
6. Bought the oddest thing

Allowed myself to be fooled by cheezy taglines - ”Imagine Walking on Air – No Straps, No Tan Lines, No Blister”

…read the instructions

… And you’ll have – Will showing off his naked leg.
Amuzing holidays.
Stoned
Before i say anything, i must clarify that didn’t touch it.
THIS…

… is my uncle’s stone.
He had to stop his urine half way, pick it up from a office toilet urinal, so it wouldn’t roll into Indah Water sewer tank to rot forever. That said, i’m not going to shake hands with him for about half a year already, anyway.
THESE…

… is my uncle’s Bladder stone.
A urine formed crystal. heh heh heh.
T’wasn’t easy, taking a clear macro’ed picture of a 1/2cm crystal under a 3 yr old tube light. Many were blurred or too dark. I need light, not flash, but ambient light with lower intensity. So this is what made the picture.

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Initially, i took the picture for my grandmother to take a zoomed view. Then I decided to blog about it since my uncle doesn’t mind. T’was his pride to be one of those to breed crystal in his bladder anyway.
I name it …
For the first time I am sitting in the comfort on my own room, typing away on a light keyboard, hardly making any sound. My own keyboard.
15″4 screen – perfect for photoshopping, late night bedtime movies, e-storybooks.
Vista Home premium for the orgasmic experience of opening your new laptop to a smooth browsing experience.
2Gb ram, 256mb graphics card (strictly no 3D gaming for more than 1/2 an hour) 160Gb HD space, Intel T7250 processor … enough to boost a geek’s ball to the moon.
^_^

ok. Done showing off my new-beibee.
Signing off~
p/s: Temporarily named it … uhm … ‘Inspiron’ heh heh, tak creative langsung. Any idea?