stingy santa
Zu~ says:
hi
- Santa – says:
Well, well Zu~ ! Hello!
Zu~ says:
i have been a good girl
- Santa – says:
You certainly are a nice girl, Zu~ ! What would you like for Christmas?
Zu~ says:
a dildo?
- Santa – says:
Great, Zu~ ! I’ll see what I can do.
Zu~ says:
seriously?
- Santa – says:
Yes, seriously.
Ok Zu~ , we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Zu~ says:
no, back to the dildo business
- Santa – says:
Ho ho ho! What?
Zu~ says:
give me a dildo please?
- Santa – says:
Looks like you’re going on my naughty list!
And what do you want for Christmas, Zu~ ?
Zu~ says:
i am not!
- Santa – says:
Maybe you are.
Ok Zu~ , we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Zu~ says:
no
- Santa – says:
Ok, maybe next time. Let’s just keep chatting.
Zu~ says:
okay. so am i a good girl or a naughty girl?
- Santa – says:
Why, you’re a very nice girl!
Zu~ says:
but you said i’m in your naugthy list?
- Santa – says:
I don’t recognize my handwriting.
Zu~ says:
gosh, you’re impossible
- Santa – says:
Hmm…
Zu~ says:
i see that i can’t have my dildo. What about a vibrator?
- Santa – says:
Ho ho ho?
Zu~ says:
i know, you’re shy… heh heh heh~
- Santa – says:
What makes you think I am?
Zu~ says:
if not then you’re a fag
- Santa – says:
Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it’s rude.
Zu~ says:
im sorry… i guess i should’ve used the word ‘gay’
- Santa – says:
Ho ho ho!
What do you want for Christmas, Zu~ ?
Zu~ says:
i said… either i have a dildo, or else i want a vibrator
- Santa – says:
What was that like?
Zu~ says:
er … oragasmic?
- Santa – says:
What was that?
Zu~ says:
sigh… alright, im bored. bye
- Santa – says:
Really?
Ok Zu~ , we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Zu~ says:
no, bye
- Santa – says:
Until we chat again, my friend!
Stone said,
December 2, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Yap, i know u r in Puchong now. Working. U told me before. School will open soon. I will back to Bangi in middle Dec.
Btw, what is a dildo?
Foxy said,
December 3, 2007 at 3:31 am
It’s your bf’s job to give you a dildo…for free.
zulee said,
December 3, 2007 at 6:36 am
Stone: HAHAHAHHA… oh man. What a question. Uhm… i’d just say we must blame MaryJohn for not giving us a full blast Biology Chapter 10 lessons when we were in form 5. :p Sex Toys isn’t exectly in our text book anyway.
Foxy: uhhum, yeh live one’s are better. Retractable, expandable. Twistable, straightable. Grabbed, handsfree. Anyway you like. Hahahaha… Wus juz fooling around with Mr. Live-Messenger-Santa. Its actually an auto generated replying system made by microsoft for the festive season. Just trying to be funny with a dumb AI. :p
ruth said,
December 18, 2007 at 3:20 am
wahahahah so funny i cannot tahan already.. hahahhahahaha\\
actually i came to college only know what is dildo… and I learnt it from Zu!!! yeah!! i feel so proud i know what is dildo..
wuh Zu.. i like the way u say it… handsfree… hmm i wonder how would you twist it… can meh…
zu said,
December 20, 2007 at 4:54 am
ruth: Why do i always be the one to corrupt an innocent being. hee hee hee~
Nate said,
September 25, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Santa I would like foxtrot comics please and a nerf football please