My Half Full, Glass O’ Chocolate Milk

So its prime time to refresh our mind of office rules now that creepers auditors are roaming the office with their stack of check lists, picking for our inborn ability to be as “unprofessional” as we can.

Here’s a few of the ‘tips’ that has been circulated in a form of memo from the management –they reminded us to strictly adhere to the ‘tips‘ given:

      Tip #1: Be punctual in reporting to work (…)

      Tip #2: You must fulfill the requirement of working at least 8 hours a day

      Tip #4: Do not abuse the 1-hour lunch break and stroll in back to work only
                  after 2 hours later everyday

      Tip #5: (…) jeans, sport shoes and sandals are not allowed during weekdays’
                  office hours.

      Tip #6: (…) do not wear skirts that are too short

      Tip #15: Be considerate & sensitive to your colleagues when you talk to them
                    or when you need to seek help from them.

Did they just used the word ’Stroll’? Heh Heh Heh.

*cough* For your information, I am always 1 hour early. I work AT LEAST 9 hours a day most of the day. I skip lunch. And I kept sacarsm/profanity folded neatly in my deepest, darkest corner of my throat.

The only thing I wasn’t following, was wearing jeans / short skirts on Fridays. (unless you’re stalking me, you won’t really know what I wore that day lar. I’m always on my seat, man! Geesh, which explains my butt size! *measure butt* 

… *measure butt again* 

Oh sorry, i got carried away *blush* Hehe)

As you can see… Model employee, I am. Definitely.

Now, where’s my pay raise?