Poh Dee

August 26, 2009 at 9:34 am (Haha?, Stupidity. They-walk-among-us, Wheeny Whiney, World Wide Wacko, emo's not my middle name)

I’ve received a mail from my potential husband…

…or rather, “potential husband” *semi colon gesture* under abnormal circumstances when, say…

1) I’m desperate.
2) Or I dreamt to be murdered and deformed beyond recognition by psychotic self wank potballs.

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I felt odd receiving the same mail twice. So I’ve decided to create a TINY awareness on my blog.

*ahem* Fyi, The second mail has a SLIGHT difference in the ‘receipant’ field.

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Fighting… the … urge … to … reply… .

Oh whatever! Here goes:

Dear Poh Dee,

I find you extreamly insincere for using recycled mail instead of drafting new ones.

And the fact that you’ve allowed me to discover your sneaky lil’ trick only shows that you’re not so bright afterall. (<laughs> talk intellectually… ptui~)

Besides, based on your description, you’re just a perfect boring not my type. I’m sorry. I really am. Sincerely. You bastard.

p/s: nobody does the “write to me” stuff anymore. That’s so 90’s. Time to learn a new trick, no?

Sign,
Me

9 Comments

  1. Prince said,

    Wah.. u register online match finder?
    Where do u get these emails from?
    Interesting. Maybe the poor guy was too excited, he clicked the send button twice

    • zu said,

      Lalalala~~~ I don’t need no match finder. (8)
      These emails juz came by itself. I didn’t ‘get’ them?
      If you’re right about him being excited, this guy must be over enthusiastic, because both emails are sent to different people.

  2. Pauline Perfectionista said,

    Gosh… who’s Linda Tan and Grace Chan? :S

    “I love to travel and see new things.” Hahaha I bet if you sent him your email, that would be something totally new and unexpected for him to see *giggles* =P

  3. zu said,

    I wish I knew who’s Linda and Grace Tan. :(
    Sadly I couldn’t send my reply. He could just tell me that the email isn’t meant for my pleasure reading (cus its not for me) and I should’ve just minded my own business.
    Tee Hee~ *senyum kambing*

  4. Prince said,

    You must have one very tricky inbox.. since both sent to other ppl but arrived at ur inbox…either something wrong with ur inbox or something wrong with yahoo mail server… also surely something wrong with Poh Dee because he sent mail using 2 different email to 2 different person..

    Another thing is Poh Dee may be a bot programmed to send those kind of spam.
    And when they get the reply, they behave like auto responder to follow up.
    So best is keep quiet and dont reply

    • zulee said,

      You sound like “Moss Maurice” from IT Crowd.
      You really should watch this UK Series if you don’t know what I’m talking about.

      p/s: If you like it after watching it. Please thank Cyan. She’s the culprit I mean the per-son, to introduce ‘IT Crowd’ to me.

  5. Prince said,

    OO.. never knew there was such a Maurice, I only know Maurice Green.
    Lucky don’t have person named “Green Moss”..heehee
    hmm.. ok went to youtube and watched a couple of videos to see what he sounded like…

  6. Josh said,

    i received the same email too

    but this time he is using pohdee61@yahoo.com to send me.

    what should i do?

    I think he may be crazy of sex, looking for opportunity to know more ppl and then finish them up. i think i should delete the email and just ignore it.

    Anyway, hope that no one will be cheated by him.

    • zulee said,

      Yea.
      I’ve received it for the third time now.
      It’s starting to get annoying, if you ask me.

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