Spilling Rants
I have an un-voluntary housemate staying in the apartment right now.
I bet he’s fucking happy having me here because I’ve been wiping spilled 3-in-1 drinks powder after him for 2 weeks now.
As if that’s not enough, he even spills detergent over the washing machine… on the handle, on the load display. Who doesn’t notice spilled detergent on a washing machine handle? Unless he smacks the machine’s door down without touching the handle….
Well, That… only adds another sin to his housemate-ship.
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I miss Will. 
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<Sigh> Okay, I will talk to the housemate about his spilling-spree when time comes. <double sigh>
I Want To Be… In Between
Just got back from a rare visit to the gym. It made me a little depressed that my heart could only take so much now.
Then I drag my sorry muscles towards my lappie, spread a hearty meal of pasta, boiled cabbage and canned sardin across the table and I eat, and I eat… to drown my sorrow.
Then I found this: (source: Miss Cellania)
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:
¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans).. They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex?
Just look at them…..where is IT ? Therefore, they don’t have kids either.. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a piece of chocolate with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
:p
¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans).. They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex?
Just look at them…..where is IT ? Therefore, they don’t have kids either.. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a piece of chocolate with my friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I ,am…¨
Only 1 Day Off For Raya :(
I thought I’d give Fireflyz a go this time.
My luggage was damaged after it got off from the flight last week. But I can’t throw assumption based on a single case of disappointment. Perhaps… it was just my luck.
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Visited Sentosa for the 3rd time. Never really liked it then. Never really liked it now. Beach as I know it, shouldn’t be concrete-ish hot. It shouldn’t be crowded and claustrophobia inducing.
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Even Esplanade lack the sea breeze a bay should have.
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I absolutely love the size of Daiso in Vivocity. The only thing I hate is the crowd. In fact, I hate the whole crowd in Vivocity. I can hardly menuveur my way to the shop without bumping into people. Sigh.
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Bought a 6″ chocolate cake home from Awfully Chocolate. It was – heavenly.
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Finished the game Frisco Big City Adventure - San Francisco with Will. I’m obsessed :p
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Couldn’t download the Monkey Island trial chapter – in conjunction with the International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arr, matey. But all’s good. S’long as meester-pirates are doing their job nicely, I’ll be playing the complete game soon. … I hope.
Still… anyone who has successfully downloaded it, please please please send it to me.
Thankyouverymuchhaveagooddaybye.
